Saturday, September 6, 2014

Dear next-door neighbors

Dear next-door neighbors,
Your dog hasn't stopped barking for several hours and quite frankly it's making me more than a little bonkers...and a bonkers Lyndie is a bad thing, trust me. Judging by the cars in your driveway and on your lawn at least one of you must be home so quieting your dog would be a kind of nice thing to do, but if you don't want to then please remember while I can be a bitch, Karma is a worse one.
Thoughtfully yours,
The Karma loving bitch next-door

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