Dearest Blog Readers

Dearest Blog Readers,
After a lengthy, self-imposed absence from the blogoshpere, I have returned with my dry wit refreshed and I am ready to amuse and entertain you once again. Please don't take my absence personally as I was just getting my act together and preparing for the next phase in my life, which is known as the "post-menopausal I don't give a rat's ass what you think of me and I'm going to say what I want, so there" phase.
I hope that you are as delighted to read my letters as I am to share them with you,
Warmest regards,
Lyndie